The Dysfunction Room

The Regulars

What's a pub without its regulars? A shit pub, that's what!
General Lucifer

General Lucifer

"I invented the dirty bidet"

Key thumper, punsmith, flâneur, stage show off, twat. Winner of The Blog North Award for Best Writing on a Blog 2014.

Andrew Rodgers

Andrew Rodgers

"The World's Least Convincing Canadian"

I've stood on the shoulders of lesser giants, trespassed into the realm of moderate but easily managed danger, chased tame dragons around the long corners of the night and demonstrated extreme caution as I've run away from bears. Cycled round Canada once.

Sam Anderson

Sam Anderson

"Turn off that Enya CD, I'm going to cry"

Sound maker, word writer, nice things maker, bike rider, distance runner, occasional on-stage dick-around-er, slacker.....all round bell end.