The RegularsWhat's a pub without its regulars? A shit pub, that's what!
"I invented the dirty bidet"
Key thumper, punsmith, flâneur, stage show off, twat. Winner of The Blog North Award for Best Writing on a Blog 2014.
"The World's Least Convincing Canadian"
I've stood on the shoulders of lesser giants, trespassed into the realm of moderate but easily managed danger, chased tame dragons around the long corners of the night and demonstrated extreme caution as I've run away from bears. Cycled round Canada once.
"Turn off that Enya CD, I'm going to cry"
Sound maker, word writer, nice things maker, bike rider, distance runner, occasional on-stage dick-around-er, slacker.....all round bell end.